Here Cometh... the Bride of Ultron!
Back Issue Ben
If you’re like me (first of all, I feel bad for you) and you think that George Perez is a bit of a sexual deviant, then you’re in luck, because in this story you get to see him draw Ms Marvel’s panties. If you’re not like me, then…I really don’t know why you’re here, there are plenty of other more interesting things on the internet (please don’t go away).
(Before you get mad at me for besmirching the good name of George Perez, let me just remind you, he’s directed softcore superheroine porn, so…I think he’s comfortable with himself. Marv Wolfman on the other hand, that sick jerk just has it coming.)
Anyhoo, today we’re going to be taking a look at what I’ve slowly been discovering is a pretty underrated Avengers run by one time wunderkid, and future Editor-In-Chief of all Marvel, Jim Shooter. Jim Shooter, as you may have read, eats babies and once threw John Byrne down a flight of stairs (that last part’s not true, as far as I know, but the writers from back then sure make it seem that way).
This time, Ultron shows just how smart and advanced he is by continuing to make allies using the brainwaves of human beings that hate him, by making himself a robot bride that he can do….I don’t really know what with. I don’t even want to think about it, I’ve started in a dark place this week.
Let’s squish this goomba.